Tuesday, April 29, 2008

Dear Recent Happenings

Dear Family Members,
The suites are reserved and the flights are booked. After much persuasion, begging and planning our first family vacation in almost 4 years has come to fruition. Yay!!!!!
PS- you are welcome for all the planning, lets hope the mexicans don't screw it up. No offense JP

Dear Mark from Laura Mercier,
I did not realize that easy everyday 5 minute make-up would consist of 4 eyeshadows, 2 eyeliners, and enough bronzer to cover every African- American in North County. Sorry for all the returns, next time I want to look like a drag queen I'll remember you. Also, are you imitating Mark from Ugly Betty- "I'm totally obsessed with it!"


Dear Robert Smith of the Cure,
Looking forward to your upcoming June 3rd show. Please don't pull a Duran Duran and forget your own lyrics. 

Dear It's Yoga,
I miss you and your ridiculously cheap monthly packages. Since I am not looking to spend all my rent money on yoga I will have to get by with bi-yearly visits and 2nd rate self classes. Until then namaste.

xoxo,
Erika

Saturday, April 26, 2008

Dear Fellow Bloggers,

Dear Invited Members of my Blog,

Welcome to the inner workings of my mind. It is for this reason that my blog is open to invited readers only- I don't need to share my craziness with everyone. I  have finally joined the blogger craze which is weird because I hate to write. So this is everything I would say to people and things if I could. So I hope you enjoy and if you don't- boo waa.

Dear Girl whose Blog I Copied,
It is because of you that I decided to start a blog. Since my number 2 pet peeve is when people steal my style without due credit to me or they act like it was their style all along I would like to give you your credit upfront- you are creative and I am not so since we don't know each other I am stealing your idea-I stalked your blog and it's my new favorite. So thanks for that

More to come soon,
xoxo Erika