Dear Customer Service Industry,

I don't think I'm the right person for the job.

Dear Clients Who Like to Cancel at the Last Minute or Not Show Up at All,

Apparently your time and money are more important than mine. But I remember who you are and when you finally do show up for your facial you might be getting a battery acid facial instead of a lactic acid facial. Beware.

Dear California Pizza Kitchen

Next time I visit I will remember to wear my Arctic wardrobe. The free desserts were good though.

xoxo,

Erika